Let’s not waste time. You know the basic recipe. Tonight, my shockingly bad cooking skills extended to using brisket in place of pork in my signature dish. Only problem is, I used one of Claire’s “mystery” chillis. Just one. A little one. A bit brown. No bigger than a button mushroom.
My sense is. I may lose rectal continence about 20 hours from now.
Wish me luck, and do *not* try this at home.
Try not to lick it 